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random_text[number++] = "Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
random_text[number++] = "Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors."
random_text[number++] = "Peace starts with a smile."
random_text[number++] = "Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."
random_text[number++] = "It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
random_text[number++] = "The good Lord didn't create anything  without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."
random_text[number++] = "Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong."
random_text[number++] = "If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has."
random_text[number++] = "God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?"
random_text[number++] = "Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
random_text[number++] = "Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set."
random_text[number++] = "I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make from which one you stay home?"
random_text[number++] = "We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges."
random_text[number++] = "God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage."
random_text[number++] = "If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!"
random_text[number++] = "Forbidden fruits create many jams."
random_text[number++] = "FROM A CHURCH BULLETIN - At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be<em> What is Hell?</em> Come early and listen to our choir practice."
random_text[number++] = "FROM A CHURCH BULLETIN - Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioriation of some older ones."
random_text[number++] = "FROM A CHURCH BULLETIN - Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm.  Please use the back door."


random_text[number++] ="Give God what's right -- not what's left."

random_text[number++] ="Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope."

random_text[number++] ="A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."

random_text[number++] ="He who kneels before God can stand before anyone."

random_text[number++] ="In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period."

random_text[number++] ="Don't put a question mark where God puts a period."

random_text[number++] ="Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift."

random_text[number++] ="When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty."

random_text[number++] ="Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church."

random_text[number++] ="We don't change God's message -- His message changes us."

random_text[number++] ="The church is prayer-conditioned."

random_text[number++] ="When God ordains, He sustains."

random_text[number++] ="WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."

random_text[number++] ="Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

random_text[number++] ="Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position."

random_text[number++] ="Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible."

random_text[number++] ="Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord."

random_text[number++] ="Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive."

random_text[number++] ="Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it."

random_text[number++] ="Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back."

random_text[number++] ="He who angers you controls you."

random_text[number++] ="Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop."

random_text[number++] ="Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler."

random_text[number++] ="Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them."

random_text[number++] ="God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called."

random_text[number++] ="Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you."

















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